lakebed jalopy

the act of motorboating someone while the receiving person shits directly in their face

Went out with Elle the other day and ended the night by giving her a lakebed jalopy.

by ClitRipper1500 December 17, 2024

Sloppy jalopy Bryant

When you cum in someone’s mouth then shake their head to froth it up , then they spit it in your ass , you then proceed to squish the goop in your ass , this is when a friend comes in the room to lick the remaining splooge out of your asshole.

Hey bro my friend and I did a sloppy jalopy Bryant with some random chick we picked up in the club last weekend

by Sizzledhousecat May 30, 2021