Slopy jalopy

When you have rough sex and before you finish you slip out cum on your hand and slap her in the face.

‘Me and Emma had sex, I gave her a slopy jalopy’

by Alfie Clark Jeavons January 11, 2021

Sloppy jalopy

Slang for an older woman’s wet vagina

James: Yo Celia's abuella is pretty hot.

Michael: Oh i'd totally ride that sloppy jalopy!

by Jimmy Bird March 10, 2022