A religion & possible political party created by me, a 13 year old boy possibly related to Hitler. Which will clean up Britain and dump our problems on America. The Religion has a living god, me, which is more than all of the other religions x 1000000000. And you don't have to pray.
Here are some of the Jakeology party policies:
McDonalds Will be banned and destroyed and killed and burned and other nasty thing done to it including any customers and workers and anyone related to McDonalds this Law also applies to“ KFC, BURGER KING & OTHER IMPORTED FAST FOOD CHAINS excluding Taco Bell”
The words “init” & “bruv” will be banned
All Jaffacakes shall be put in a special aisle named the “Biscakes” section in all supermarkets
Police uniform shall be changed to a Ninja outfit
Marijuana will be legalised and sold in shops and smoked in a spliff with tobacco and none of the shitty chemicals in special Joint areas
McDonalds Will be banned and destroyed and killed and burned and other nasty thing done to it including any customers and workers and anyone related to McDonalds this Law also applies to“ KFC, BURGER KING & OTHER IMPORTED FAST FOOD CHAINS excluding Taco Bell”
The words “init” & “bruv” will be banned
All Jaffacakes shall be put in a special aisle named the “Biscakes” section in all supermarkets
Police uniform shall be changed to a Ninja outfit
Marijuana will be legalised and sold in shops and smoked in a spliff with tobacco and none of the shitty chemicals in special Joint areas
by Jake Cave October 2, 2007
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JakeOwens primarily eat sausages
And nothing else.
They primarily wear dressing gowns and shoes from Clark's but their primary piece of fashion is their big black glasses as they cant see shite.
JakeOwens originate from skets and fathers
That leave them at birth.
JakeOwens have a few kinks including but not limited to
Getting choked out
Having sexual relationships with their bed
Getting carried in casual lobbies
And many many more.
Finally
JakeOwens are funny but lack common sense and are commonly thaught to have autism as their game sense general actions and...stupidness make people believe they're not quite right.
If you see a JakeOwen
RUN
JakeOwens primarily eat sausages
And nothing else.
They primarily wear dressing gowns and shoes from Clark's but their primary piece of fashion is their big black glasses as they cant see shite.
JakeOwens originate from skets and fathers
That leave them at birth.
JakeOwens have a few kinks including but not limited to
Getting choked out
Having sexual relationships with their bed
Getting carried in casual lobbies
And many many more.
Finally
JakeOwens are funny but lack common sense and are commonly thaught to have autism as their game sense general actions and...stupidness make people believe they're not quite right.
If you see a JakeOwen
RUN
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Fans of social media SENSATION Jake Johnston. Fans who support him for years get the special privilege of getting blocked! 🙂 Go check out the fan discord! (Oh wait it’s gone, sorry to those who enjoyed it)
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