An Innocent bean is like a cinnamon roll, But better. They are short and Usually made fun of in their friend group to be short and pure/innocent. They are usually found doing idiotic things. They are usually seen with short hair, But they are able to have long hair. It also Usually brown hair and green eyes who are the Innocent beans, But like I said before they can be different. They are bean who has done nothing wrong but is being accused of such things.
by Dylanmaruu April 24, 2019
Someone who hasn’t seen much and that is a good thang. People are usually jealous of people like this because they are usually better people.
by Dubbygal123 April 3, 2018
Someone that doesn't harm others on purpose, someone who do not do anything bad. Someone that does not do drugs, crime or anything related to that. An innocent person is someone who is respectful and helpful.
by SSync September 21, 2017
Last night I was a victim of a driveby volley of texts that I had no interest in. I hate being an innocent bytexter. Next time I hope they leave me off their lame back-and-forth texts.
by hodag1966 August 29, 2015
1. Someone who was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
2. Members (currently 12) of a popular group blog of the same name.
2. Members (currently 12) of a popular group blog of the same name.
1. The evil-doers drove a car through a crowd of <i>innocent bystanders</i>.
2. Innocent Bystanders welcomes all races, creeds and orientations to comment.
2. Innocent Bystanders welcomes all races, creeds and orientations to comment.
by Retired Geezer May 31, 2006
by perpendicular November 29, 2013
A purely wholesome comment, gesture or personal observation that is offered without malice or hostility, but received as profoundly malicious and hurtful.
When a 6-year old describes to her teacher that 'mommy has got a baby sister in her tummy' when, in fact, mommy has just porked up..that's an innocent insult requiring no punishment.
by YAWA April 19, 2019