French Impale

The sexual act of fucking a girl's mouth upside down, ejaculating in it, and letting it drip down into her nose

Dude, that chick last night totally let me French Impale her.

by B Lo-ki May 7, 2021

Impaler's Hot Pot

When you turn the heating up and slip your woman a length whilst she is on the blob and roll around in a blood, sweat and spunk smoothie that drips from her flange like a leaky tap. Results may vary dependant on how tight the plumbing unit is.

It was hot in the house and she was on her period so I gave her an Impaler's Hot Pot.

by thefoetus September 6, 2016

Alpine impaler

Whilst backpacking in frigid temperatures one finds their shit freezing as it leaves their ass. This is then proceeded with a raucous self anal fuck sess.

Walt sure loved backpacking.... Although the alpine impaler always leaves him walking funny.

by Albinosnowman September 27, 2018