horseface 

A person with a long face, large teeth, a gaping mouth, and other horse-like facial characteristics.

My first girlfriend, aka horseface, was so lame. High School sucked.

horseface by Adnan January 13, 2004

HorseFace 

A face as long as Sarah Jessica Parker's

Wow! Sarah Jessica Parker has a horseface

HorseFace by BiotechTRGM June 12, 2019

Horseyface 

Horseyface (n). A term given to a monkey with a long strong face, similar to Barbaro. Horseyfaces are known for face slapping, belching, and being bad husbands. See also, Ruud Van Nistelrooy.

Why did Meggers ever agree to marrying Horseyface, that long faced 1/2 monkey 1/2 Seabiscuit?

Horseyface by Monkey Gray October 31, 2007

Horseface 

A person with a long face, large teeth, a gaping mouth, and other horse-like facial characteristics.
My first girlfriend, aka horseface, was so lame. High School sucked.

Oh my gosh it’s horseface

Horseface by MouldyPotatoPrincess October 18, 2018

Sarah Jessica Horseface

Refers to actress Sarah Jessica Parker. Who has a horseface.

I just watched "Did You Hear About The Morgans?" in which Sarah Jessica Horseface gives yet another wooden performance. She has a face only her equine brethren could love.

Sarah Jessica Horseface by legibledeb September 12, 2010

horseface 

see Stephanie Gregory Clifford (disambiguation)

“Federal Judge throws out Stormy Danials lawsuit versus Trump. Trump is entitled to full legal fees.” @FoxNews Great, now I can go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer in the Great State of Texas. "
-God Emperor Donald J. Trump

horseface by johnlee^ October 19, 2018

horseface 

a person usually female with an unusually disgusting face that in some way resembles a horse.

"damn look at her body"
"the body is nice but she has a fucking horseface!!!"

horseface by Heather pettit March 19, 2008