National Creampie your homie day

April 18th is National creampie your homie day, a day when you can cum in your homies ass without it being gay.

“Dude why is your dick out”

“Bro it’s national creampie your homie day”

“Alright, take off my pants”

by homiefucker December 11, 2023

National slime your homie day

February 26th: national slime your homie day

A day to slime (shoot) your homies

Yo bro it’s national slime your homie day. *pulls out gun*

by BandannaDee338 February 26, 2025

Smack the homies ass day

Smack the homies ass day: Smak the homies ass day is a day on november 29th where it is legal and socially acceptable to smack your freinds ass angrily at any time.

Person 1: Hey
Person 2: *SMACKS ASS ANGRILY*
Person 1: Happy smack the homies ass day

by bungerwithmayoandcheese February 16, 2024

homie present day

buy ur homie a present on 4/3 if your rlly homies with him

did you buy your homie a present ? It’s homie present day !

by jiagg April 3, 2023

National jerk with homie days

On December 2 and December 3rd it’s national jerk with homies days
When your homies say it’s gay so no homo is national jerk with homie days

John: Aye let’s jerk josh
Josh: hell no you gay
John: nah it’s national jerk with homie days
Josh: oh bet let’s nut

by Riley barker December 2, 2021

National suck a homie dry day

You get to suck a homie till his skin comes off and it isn't sus

Yo man lemme suck you dry it's Janurary 13th, aka, National suck a homie dry day

by TheRealMan2018 January 12, 2023

National fuck a homie day

March 6 is national fuck a homies day

Person 1:I wanna fuck my homies but idk when:
Person 2: Wait for National Fuck Your Homies day,

National fuck a homie day is March 6 a day dedicated to fucking your homies

by Standardissue757 March 6, 2024