Sandy homecoming

When a female has crabs then puts crabs in her vaginal canal to make her crabs feel at home

"Why are you so happy?" "I brought someone home today" "who?" "My crabs" "Ahh, Sandy homecoming"

by heimen wrecker June 2, 2014

A Texas Homecoming

A term used to order a "set up" at the bar. A Texas Homecoming consists of a shot of well whiskey and a Lonestar beer.

Hey Mr. Bartender, can I get A Texas Homecoming for myself, and this sweet little lady right here will have just the Lonestar beer.

by dumbcherub September 7, 2019

Hoecoming

A party held within a brothel.

Joe: Bro you going to the hoecoming?
Nate: Yea lets go pick up some hoes!

by GurlllllDowntown October 28, 2015