Hipocalypse

That deliciously ironic moment when being a hipster becomes "too mainstream". In that instant each and every hipster will spontaneously combust as they have nothing left to live for.

Hipocalypse:
Hipster 1: (Looks around) Holy fuck everyone's a hipster!!
Hipster 1,2,3-99999999: (Catch fire and die)

by HubeyDoobie January 1, 2012

hipocrysistic

Crazy, uncontrollable of your thoughts, and feeling down

A woman is alone after a night of company, and is drunk, and is going hipocrysistic. She's going crazy with the silence.

by el te May 17, 2009

hipocritster

\hip-o-crit-stur\n. a hipocritster is a person who dresses like a hipster and acts like a hipster. They like all the same things but, claim they are not a hipster and make fun of hipsters. So they dress like them to be ironic because "they liked it before hipsters liked it".

note: hipocritsters are aware that they are hipocritsters, and are proud of there hypocrisy for the shits and giggles.

also note: critsters and criticalhitsters are both slang for hipocritsters.

hipocritster: watched Invader Zim on nickelodeon because it was awesome.

hipster: watches Invader Zim on the internet, because its under appreciated and better then all shows now.

by lootfisk August 17, 2011

Hipošpotamus

When a girl loses her vlažajna

Yo girl, I can't find your hipošpotamus

by Vlažajna January 6, 2019

hipocumpo

When a 400-600 pound person accidentally has sex with hippo

i thought it was my boyfriend but i hipocumpo'd

by eerybluegrasse November 18, 2019

Hipolaste

The act of trying to put toothpaste back into it's tube.

"My toothpaste came out of the tube, now i have to hipolaste it!"

by Emma Amme October 22, 2008

hipoisie

The collective hipster populous.

Josh: "I am tired of your hipoisie friends coming by our apartment and telling me how much I suck."
Felix: "It's not like we are making fun of you behind your back." *laughs*

by yourfriendgus February 24, 2010