Mr. Halfway House

A slang term for the Mr. Appliance franchise chain derived from the fact that employees are typically sloven in appearance and give the impression of coming from less than desirable backgrounds.

Person A: "Who fixed your dishwasher?"
Person B: "Oh this thugish looking gentlemen from Mr. Halfway House."

by joesixpackabs February 18, 2010

Halfway Hot Dog

Cutting your penis down the middle from tip to halfway along the shaft to create two different child penises so you can bang two chicks at once.

Tom took threesomes to a whole new level with the halfway hot dog

by The Dank Jester May 15, 2018

halfway mom

A pregnant woman.

Jill has been a halfway mom for 25 weeks.

by John Coosa November 3, 2011

Halfway Hippie

Someone who wants to run away from civilization and live in the forest but really likes horror movies and amusement parks and fairs .

She's only a halfway hippie cause she likes slasher flicks.

by Sunny Luna July 30, 2020

almost halfway there

used when hiking to answer someone's dumb question of "are we there yet"

"are we there yet?"
"we are almost halfway there."

by SchizNoFriendia March 23, 2021