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Rule 9006 (Golden Rule)

Rule 9006 - The rule that invalidates one other rule per argument.
Girl - "I just watched Fight Club Last night!"
Boy - "Rule 1"
Girl - "Rule 9006 (Golden Rule) ."
by Kurapikas_Property December 31, 2020
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The Golden Rule

Your willingness to forgo this for the purpose of hoisting me by my own petard demonstrates that hoisting people with there own petard is higher on your conceptual value hierarchy than The Golden Rule.
Hym "This is (once again) does little more than prove me right. See, look:

You are here

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What you're doing

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Golden rule
See how that works? That☝️ is what you're doing right now. Why? Because you know that The Golden Rule leads almost exclusively to being exploited by people who aren't willing to reciprocate. Which is the entire impetus behind the creation of The Platinum Rule. And you're doing it. See? This 👇

Petard hoisting

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Golden rule
That's how you 'Act' in spite of your ethical propositional framework. Do you believe in the Golden rule? 'Well, I act like I believe in the golden rule (and then I do this 👉 Petard hoistery

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Not petard hoistery)'
That's you. That's a diagram of you and how you 'act.' "
by Hym Iam August 9, 2022
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Golden rule of the internet

The rule that only one person on the internet may have an opinion on what is and is not funny
"Dude that video you sent was unfunny as shit."
"Don't you know the golden rule of the internet? Only what i say is funny matters."
by Neg is better at risk of rain November 18, 2021
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golden rule

The golden rule is great. It happens at least 1000 times a week. Like when you get the legendary you want on clash royale, your dick grows an inch or you have the best shower ever.
by Jerrythepedofile June 17, 2021
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Golden Rule

I'm not doing your golden rule you piece of shit and I'm not letting waste 10 years of my life.
Hym "I'm not doing your golden rule and I'm not letting you do this to me. You're going to regret this if you don't already and I don't see you on my doorstep with a check so you must not regret it yet. Learn to count or change the law."
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
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