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fuck off my couch

The ultimate way to tell someone to get the fuck out and go fuck themselves for being a total asshole.
Game Ender
( At a party on a ship and gets purposely thrown overboard by someone else)
Guy who threw you: You have a nice swim?
You: FUCK OFF MY COUCH!!!!!
by Illiterate banshee March 8, 2017
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fucknought

(pronounced fuck not)a fucknought is an asshole,douche,fuckface,dickhead, and etc. to a point where it is beyond description and the only possible insult available for such a despicable creature.
sean: have you heard the new skrillex album? its great!
me: oh my fuck sean you are such a fucking fucknought
chris: I'll say
me: oh my fuck shut up chris you are a fucknought too
by GINGERISTunicornmanBIOTCH October 9, 2012
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