flart

The stench a plant gives off when it's dying, or the bad smell some plants give off, like Rafflesia, to attract pollinators. From FLower + fART.

I hate getting bouquet flowers---you can't keep 'em for long. After a few days, the whole house stinks from bouquet flart. Cut flowers don't have any roots, so you can't save 'em by putting 'em in a pot with soil!

by pentozali October 12, 2010

Flarting

The act of cumming on your finger and farting on it until it's dry.

I think I just walked in on Peter flarting.

by FellowFlarter July 28, 2024

Flart

To flart is to fart while suspended in mid air fly+fart, If someone were to record the flart it would be classified as a monumental moment in history as no recorded flart has been recovered from any known archives we have discovered yet.

Yo bro my dude just flarted, and I got on my new iPhone 11 pro max no cap!
No cap?
No cap!!

by Lucifer5588 March 10, 2020