Beaming Schatner off the Enterprise

Yet another colorful coloquialism for taking a dump: "Beaming" for the act of evacuation, "Schatner" as in the past tense of To shit (shat), and "off the Enterprise" denoting out of the anus (as in "the prize to be entered").

Not to be confused with Beaming Dr. Bones onto the Enterprise; the act of anal sex.

Man! Your mom's cooking is so bad it had me beaming Schatner off the Enterprise all night!

by Tenacious Faulker October 16, 2008

Beam Shatner off the Enterprise

another term for deficating

Man, I had too many burittos. Now I gotta beam Shatner off the Enterprise.

by mynameisdavo June 22, 2006

Friends Enterprise

Friends enterprise is a discord community full of complete chaos, it's hell but also really fun, all the users enjoy their time, mostly, also general 6 is going to get nuked on April 1st

Hey have you seen the new friends enterprise announcement?
The hell is that?

by PhantomTav March 14, 2021

Defunct-enterprises-paradox

When a brand and or organization offers a service and or offering publicly and or privately and everyone thinks they offer a service or offering and then when trying to use the enterprise and or service offering there's missing input requirements which were thus otherwise unplanned for which is mostly a perspective and or viewpoints analysis, which results in the inability to use the services and or offerings. otherwise something goes wrong.

"Did you get any Defunct-enterprises-paradoxes when trying to contact those government and or private sector enterprises regarding what work and leisure activities facilitation you needed done that you couldn't facilitate yourself?" P2 "Why yes, I did, Every time", "And then I complained on multiple occasions, to multiple branches and or sub trenches of supposed service providers" , "And do you think they fixed it?, "Nooooo" , JGD, "Otherwise create your own subversion setting requirement, using your own resources or personal;".

by patrickthestarfishv2 March 19, 2024

sol enterprises

The greatest place on this earth. Stands for "Shit Outta Luck" Enterprises as well as Slothy, Organic, Luke.

Fuck yeah I'm in SOL Enterprises! Time to get beheaded by blkmmb!

by lanian September 14, 2019

bitchboy enterprise

A man/woman who will reproduce to create more bitches like them.

Mazen keeps flexing on Zak, he's such a bitchboy enterprise.

by PixelPatrick April 29, 2024

Enterprise

1st meaning:a large and successful company
2nd meaning:a aircraft carrier from ww2,first nuclear supercarrier and the third ship of the Gerald R Ford class nuclear carrier
3rd meaning:STAR TREK IK PLS STOP
4th meaning:anime :/

no need ENTERPRISE MEAN SO MANY THING

by Sovetskiy September 16, 2022