Emmett Moment

When someone (typically named Emmett) as a moment where they say/do something dumb

Joe had an Emmett moment yesterday when he forgot how to add 15 + 6

by 1800igotjunk May 24, 2021

Emmett Limoges

Emmett Limoges is a downhill skier who loves to annoy people.

Emmett is a cat boy

Emmett is SO ANNOYING

This guy is such an Emmett Limoges

by The_weird_guy? October 11, 2020

Emmett Pangan

protogen

why does William keep hiding his folders?
you should ask Emmett Pangan

by darkdeception537 October 30, 2022

Emmett's eggs

Emmett's eggs is the eggsa that Emmett Cullen carries around in the first Twilight

"Look at Emmett's eggs! "

by Imahugesimpxo January 24, 2021

emmett smith

best dallas cowboys qb of all time

man one: whos that cool guy?
man two: emmett smith!

by branmuffin27 February 26, 2009

Emmett Tilled

Verb
Definition 1: To get merked for flirting with an older white woman

Definition 2: to be savagely beaten and shot by older white men

Guy 1: “ yo that dude is dead!”
Guy 2: “Oh boy he got Emmett Tilled!”

by Emmitt Till May 9, 2018

Emmett Hot Pocket

The result of Sleeping with more than one person in a 24 hour period. Resulting in a vagina that smells like the town of Emmett Idaho, or a fishy, trashy odor.

"I can smell you Emmett hot pocket dude! Take a shower"

"I drank all weekend, and now have an Emmett hot pocket"

by KMP4 April 6, 2014