Water each other's plants

1. To maintain an office-relationship between adjacent plant-owners who water each other's plants in the absence of one or the other.

2. By extension, to keep each other company.

"I think they had a plant-relationship back in meat space."
"What do you mean?"
"They used to water each other's plants back when we were in the office."
"Oh, like kept each other company?"
"Yeah; but they literally watered each other's plants, too."

by Faiyoh5d July 27, 2021

Chained to each other Birds

A subtle euphemism to refer to rope bunny in BDSM, as a reference to the movie Rio

Hey babe, want to do Chained to each other Birds tonight? ;)

by Spixii December 29, 2024

Finishing Each Other’s Farts

When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.

Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently

Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.

Respect.

by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018