Check Dodger

When someone tries their upmost to aviod paying their share of a check, usually in a restaurant. The check dodger is typically someone who lives their life at the height of frugality and will aviod paying their full share, or in some extreme cases, no share at all. Techniques include colourful excuses, agressive denial or the infamous 'dine n' dash'

(Brian Gaffney has not paid his share of the check in a Mexican Restaurant, he as run to the restrooms so that the other diners do not notice, and therefore, pay for his share)

Elliot: Where has Brian gone?
Mark: He's run away to the toilet in a feeble attempt to avoid paying his way.
Chris: My God, what a check dodger!

(Brian Returns)

Chris: Did you put your money down, Brian?
Brian: Yes
Elliot: Then we're 15 dollars short and everyone's paid up.... is everyone sure they've paid up?

(Everyone looks at Brian)
(Long Pause)

Mark: Just pay your way, you hopless check dodger!
Brian: Shut up Mark! You curly-headed f*ck

(Brian reluctanly takes out his wallet and puts some notes on the table. He is moody for the remainder of the night)

by R.R. Toillet Gee July 10, 2010

salad dodger

an over weight person

by jason brown December 9, 2002

dodgey

suspect, not correct

The readings I got are dodgey.

by J.L. Seventree June 27, 2005

Los Angeles Dodgers

Heartbreak in the form of a baseball team. Seriously, they have great seasons up until June. Then the whole thing goes to hell. Then everyone goes back to what they were doing before they cared about baseball.

How 'bout them Los Angeles Dodgers?

~Dude they suck!

Whaddya mean, they were good like 2 weeks ago. They lead the NL West ffs!

~Tell me about.

by pandawa March 3, 2011

Cunny Dodger

Someone with a surplus of cunny that refuses it on faux moral grounds.

Antonym: Jeffrey Epstein

Andrew Hussie's a fucking cunny dodger, do you know how many proto F2M dykes he could've pulled at the height of that faggot goon comic?

by ParadiseHotel51 June 23, 2022

doing a dodger

In a live podcast, conducting oneself as unprofessional and total idiot doing distracting inappropriate tasks like eating a meal or clipping nails.

"Welcome to the co-optional podcast, I'm sorry I was eating a sandwich, I'm kinda doing a dodger."

by John Bain August 8, 2016

Dodgey cross

To cross a road in a place with no crossing most likely unsafe and dodgey. Most cases will involve the need to walk fast or run.

Let's dodgey cross here.

We missed the crossing, dodgey cross fast!

by Coffeesloth12 May 7, 2021