december 9

December 9th is when u tell Lola u have a crush on her

ah fuck its december 9th i gotta tell Lola i like her now

by told me not to use my realname December 9, 2020

december 9

literally the worst day ever. nothing special about it, just your average no-good no-fun day. unless it’s your birthday. woo-hoo. this was made by a rising Aquarius

kid: “hey yo, joe, what day is it”
joe: your moms day”
kid: “oh yeah today’s her birthday, december 9th. thanks joe!”
random guy: “joe MAMA”
joe: “SHUR THE FFUCK UP”

by joe who joe MAMA October 17, 2019

9 december

the national kick that bitch who’s birthday is today

hey happy birthday: “kicks”
BITCHH WHAT WAS THAT

Me: remember todAys 9 DeCeMbEr!!!

by Sister james December 5, 2020

9 december

slap someone with the name simon and kick him in the balls 36 times

simon its 9 december, you know what that means
oooga wooga buuuga wuuuga

by notmarcoiswear December 3, 2020

9 December

December 9th, National Heartbreak day
On this day in 2022 alot of girls around the world were heartbroken as they had to say bye to their love, Neymar Junior after Brazil lost to Croatia in a penalty shootout in the Quater finals

Girl A: "Why are you crying"
Girl B: "Todays 9 December"

Girl A: * Also starts crying*

by shreyan14257 December 9, 2022

9 December 2007

she's a pretty and short, that's a fact periodt.

oh, so you're born on 9 December 2007, no wonder you're so short.

by bbangnyu<333 July 9, 2022

December 9

Guys who are born on this day, issa crackhead and talking Spanish. Yikes

- Meme Kæresten

Guy 1: “When is your birthday?”
Guy 2: “December 9th”
Guy 1: “Wow, then good luck you crackhead who’s talking spanish”

by Lmaobyee04 November 17, 2019