A generalized pain "down there" that a horny guy feels when in the company of one or more attractive females whom he'd like to be intimate with.
There is no known treatment/cure for intesticle distress, although the sharp aching and other more severe symptoms can often be dulled somewhat by totally "relieving the pressure" --- either by having a long period of hot 'n' heavy intercourse with someone or by simply "spanking the monkey" till you're completely "drained" --- right beforehand, so that your guy-junk will be totally weak and exhausted for a while, and so even a strong emotional desire for female flesh will not spur much if any embarrassing/awkward physical reaction between your legs while any of the desirable gals in question are in close proximity with you.
by QuacksO April 23, 2018
Get the intesticle distressmug. by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 3, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Distress Stutte rsRuined It FOr Me<.7.9.7.6>mug. by Bumi-z December 26, 2021
Get the Bambzled in distressmug. Wanting to contact someone you really want to link with but already messaged.. you feel. Like pestering them will piss them off so you don’t and it drives you mad.
Man I open and close my inbox all day waiting on Marshall, but he just leaves me hanging. It’s making communication distressful dm.
by Titus dyfilid February 17, 2019
Get the Distressful Dmmug. by kroybetter July 3, 2023
Get the distress ass joemug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025
Get the Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Studder Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutzmug. 