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Granola Crayola

A person who dresses like a camp counselor, lives in Denver, Colorado, or dresses suspiciously close to Dora the Explorer.
by sugarglider333 August 15, 2025
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Crayola blind

The condition of not being able to distinguish between colors any more distinct than the 8 colors found in the original Crayola Crayons 8 pack.

This is not a disability in the same way as color blindness(though that can be part of it), it is more of a lack in vocabulary or interest.

This condition is found mostly in men, and can be spotted when they refer to teal as green, tangerine as orange, or azure as blue.
Usage:
(in traffic)
Boyfriend: "Hey look over there, that guys picking his nose."
Girlfriend: "Where?"
Boyfriend: "In that red car."
Girlfriend: "That car is burgundy."
Boyfriend: "Sorry I'm Crayola blind."
by SoBoard September 11, 2013
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Crayola

Crayons that break to easy, it hurts to see them snap. Its like somethings missing.
Duddde my fookin crayola macncheese crayon broke 💀
by TheRustChad?? November 29, 2022
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Crayola Drizzle

When a collection of homosexual men perform a bukkake on an individual.
"Man, yesterday was great! I finally got that Crayola Drizzle I've been begging Chad and the guys for!"
by Female Type August 29, 2017
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Crayolaing

This is when if you're a female, shove a Crayola up your anal area
God, why are you Crayolaing?
by BADBADBADBAD9 February 12, 2023
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