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Get the Black Monster Cock 4mug. by boarder1290 December 23, 2006
Get the cock eyed muff monstermug. the highest rank in any militant system of which the only way to achieve is to kill an enemy with ones erection. it puts one possesing the title above all others and women fall to their knees before him. in all, the greatest men alive.
*note; women cannot reach this rank do to lack of weapon*
*note; women cannot reach this rank do to lack of weapon*
Guy1: dude the other day i was out walkin out in town and this guy tried to mug me, i had forgotten my kniofe and was forced to use the only weapon i had.
Guy2: congradulations, you have officly recieved the rank of super general monster cock.
Guy2: congradulations, you have officly recieved the rank of super general monster cock.
by new world soldier July 20, 2011
Get the super general monster cockmug. 
The name should explain itself. Only godlike people shall hold such a cock in their grasps, it's always ready for use and can last for hours if used correctly.
1: Holy shit! Look, that person has a 25 inch mega monster cock!
2. Whoa, you're right! Look at the gurt of that thing!
3: Yeah that's right, worship it.
2. Whoa, you're right! Look at the gurt of that thing!
3: Yeah that's right, worship it.
by Handle can't b blank November 4, 2019
Get the 25 inch mega monster cockmug. A large serpent bearing resemblance to a penis, often depicted swimming. Commonly drawn in school related materials by more "creative" male classmates. First recorded sighting in a homework planner in 2013.
Student 1: "What the hell is that in my book? Does it have a scrotum for a tail?"
Student 2: "It's just a drawing of the Cockness Monster."
Student 2: "It's just a drawing of the Cockness Monster."
by Dr. River Song January 16, 2015
Get the Cockness Monstermug.