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Angry Caterpillar

n. A soft penis that has pubic hair stuck to it after cumming inside of a hairy vagina and has attracted some of the hair on its way out. When the penis is no longer hard and is covered with the hair it looks like an angry caterpillar.
I was having sex with this girl last night and when I pulled out my cock was looking like an angry caterpillar.
by Vnnami222 May 3, 2012
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caterpillar brows

When someones eyebrows are so big and bushy, they look like they could crawl off of the persons face.
by Mizz AB January 3, 2008
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caterpillar-sex

A chain of men, standing in a circle are having simultanious anal sex with each other. To accomodate this, the uneven members of the chain provide the movement, while the rest remains stationairy.
The phenomenon is said to look like a caterpillar.
Caterpillar-sex is said to be extremely pleasureable, but it takes a lot of practice.
"At a kinky party, Matthijs meets the people he found on the internet to have caterpillar-sex with."
"I want to caterpillar you at the gay-bar"
by Ireentje September 12, 2006
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caterpillar killer

Someone who inhales a large chunky line of cocaine.
"Ima caterpillar killer'", said the rap artist from the Fillmoe.
by killafuffin August 23, 2011
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angry caterpillar

When you're fucking a girl with a hairy snatch and you cum in here snatch. And when you pull out your sticking dong some of her pubes get stuck to your dong. When you lose your hard on your dong looks like an angry caterpillar.
Ey I was fucking this girl last night and when I pulled out my cock came out looking like an angry caterpillar.
by Nico The Italian Stallion December 19, 2008
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Fuzzy Caterpillar

When a girl is sucking a guy off and he blows in her mouth, but she doesnt swallor, so his dick is all sticky. He then pulls out of her mouth, rips some of her pubes out and sprinkles them on his dick. He then wiggles around like a caterpillar.
Invented by Trevor Stoltz
I was bored last night so after I got head I pulled a fuzzy caterpillar.
by Cabana Boy July 28, 2004
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rusty caterpillar

The way your penise looks after anal sex with someone who has diareha
After their fabulous date and night out. things got heated up. John realized maybe Indian food wasn't the best choice for a first date. Because now Susan has left him with a rusty caterpillar to remember her by.
by Redbeard51185 September 8, 2018
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