canadian teamwork

the act of passing off a task that is assigned to you to someone else and then taking the credit as if you did it

Canadian: "hey can you do this for me, eh?"

later that day;

Canadian: "yo boss, I got it done just like you told me to.

Can I go home early and watch hockey, eh?"

Other employees: "that's what you call Canadian teamwork.

he is such an eh-hole"

by Jonquez December 3, 2009

Canadian enema

Butt chugging maple syrup.

Oh eh, Tom's trying out the Canadian Enema eh. Let's watch.

by CanadianTom January 4, 2019

Giving someone the Canadian

1. Fucking a guy in an underground parking lot
2. Brushing a man's girlishly long hair in a very homo way

I saw this guy Giving someone the Canadian in the parking lot and he was brushing his girlishly long hair while doing it!

by SOTsyndicate September 1, 2012

Canadian competition

The act of challenging someone to bigger act of kindness war.

My roommate challenged me to a Canadian competition, he did my dishes so I cleaned his room and did his laundry. I win, for now.

by Bert Bravo August 21, 2017

Canadian Wedding Night

One person wearing flannel covers them self in maple syrup and another person fucks them while apologizing profusely.

"Hey Bob what's the 5 gallons of maple syrup for, eh?"
"Oh, I'm just having a good ol' Canadian Wedding Night."

"I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. OH GOD I'M SORRY. EH."

by MOOSEFUCKER November 22, 2014

Canadian Goodbye

Politely leaving a party while fairly sober. Often enacted by asking if anyone needs anything. adjacent to an 'Irish Goodbye.'

I thought that chump was too drunk to drive but I realized he was fine what he did that Canadian Goodbye.

by Doctor Ubuntu Palindrome May 29, 2015

Canadian Handshake

Jacking someone off with a Hockey glove lathered in maple syrup.

My boyfriend and I went to Vancouver, he was too tired from the flight to go out for dinner so we ordered room service, gave each other a Canadian Handshake and went to bed.

by Spinning Jenny November 29, 2017