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Concussion dot com

An endearing term for when somebody near you falls over and hits their head badly.
(Small child falls off a slide and bangs his head.)
Passer by: "Ooo concussion dot com"
by JS90 November 26, 2010
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Concussion

When you misunderstand the Harlem Shake.

Scientifically( Concussus gigantism vibratus) meaning a human earthquake due to a strong force applied to a man's testicles.
Damn, Hubert's having concussions again.
by Snoorbifflord May 14, 2019
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Pre-Concussion Shake

A mix of ingredients put together to prepare your noggin for the biggest, most fucking gigantic concussion this green world can give a person.

The ingredients of such a shake are unknown to humankind and every living species in a milky way.

Recently though, a man known as Aziz Walid Alghawas has recently found out the ingredients to the pre concussion shake and continues to keep the recipe to himself.
"Bro, did you know Aziz sponsored Conor Mcgregor with Pre-concussion shakes for the rest of his career?"

"JFK was supplied with a motherload of pre-concussion before he was...."
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ejaculate concussion

When a man’s orgasm during oral sex smashes the back of one’s throat concussing the back of their head
Do to an ejaculate concussion, Mary wasn’t cleared to work for a week.
by Oldjaketed July 25, 2023
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Anal concussion

When you get surprise analed and it hurts so bad that you pass out
‘He ended up going in the wrong hole and I got an anal concussion
by Dicktko May 14, 2018
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concussion protocal

After a head injury (concussion), one must follow "protocal" to avoid serious and deadly consequences. I speak from experience.
Following a jarring hit to the head, the player was put on Concussion Protocal, whereas he had to be monitored by team Physicians...
by Fallsalot October 24, 2023
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meat concussion

The feeling of having hit your head after consuming a large meal of meat.
Oh wow, that was a delicious meal but now I think I might have a meat concussion.
by Martha-the-fly February 6, 2018
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