cardio appointment

An instance of coitus i.e. hook up

Had a cardio appointment last night with my partner. We both busted several times

by barfmanbard December 20, 2024

hand cardio

Masterbate. Gentler than full arm cardio
Girls prefer hand cardio to arm cardio.

Man. She was so hot I had to rush home for some quick hand cardio

by jumbojim888 April 13, 2016

Cardio lady

She's the same lady that's always on the cardio machine every time you go to gym regardless of the time or day. Whether she is walking on the treadmill, climbing the Stairmaster or using the elliptical machine, she always appears to be doing a minimum of two hours a day. She never uses anything other than the cardio machines and always has head phones on and is always tuned into whatever is on the television. They think they're super models when they're really a cross between a dead corpse and a malnourished praying mantis who cling to the cardio machines and still think that they are fat.

Julie: 'Is she going to get off the stairmaster?'
Stef: 'You've got no hope Jules, she's always on it, she's the cardio lady'
Julie: 'They should a time limit on each machine, so others can get a turn'
Stef: 'Good idea, why don't you go tell reception'
Julie:'I will'.

by Kick Ass Gal December 20, 2017

Cardio Sprintus

a condition in which a person runs at least 3 hours a day, maybe more, to stay healthy.

"Is he seriously running an extra lap?"

"Well, what do you expect? He has some severe cardio sprintus."

by inyourarea October 13, 2017

Cardio At Home

After a long workout sometimes you need to do cardio at home. It is where you get a sexual partner and have sex at home or “workout together”

“Wanna come back and do some cardio at home after this?”

by Lwiehjwbe August 30, 2023

credit cardio

Giving your credit card a workout, by shopping for a lot of clothes or shoes

Some serious credit cardio was had at our Westfield Sydney shopping night

Australian Grazia magazine, April 18 2011

by kate6922 February 15, 2012