Last guy on the bus

Way to express that you don’t want a relationship with a girl that’s slept with too many people.

She’s cute and all, but I think we’re just gonna be friends. I don’t wanna be the last guy on the bus.

by SiL3Nt J September 21, 2023

On the bus

Mentally struggling today

1-I'm on the struggle bus today, I'm on the bus.

2- I woke up still drunk today and now I'm on the bus.

by My Squishy January 26, 2026

we're all bozos on this bus

from the eponymous Firesign Theater comedy album

Dude, we're all bozos on this bus bozo

by Spotcheck Billy June 2, 2014

I'm on the strug bus

when you're having a realy really bad day

hey man how are u?
I'm on the strug bus bro.

by peteke2468 October 4, 2016

The smartest kid on the short bus

A metaphor for being the best at something that's unimportant or unimpressive. For example: The fastest pitcher who lives at a nursing home is like being the smartest kid on the short bus.

It comes from the special bus designated for retarded people commonly being shorter than the others.

Zack: I'm the best guitar player in town
Me: Whatever, that's like being the smartest kid on the short bus

by Albert_Phish August 8, 2015

put on a crosstown bus

to deliberately confuse someone.

eyes on'em! they will try to put on a crosstown bus, homey!

by William Warney July 4, 2009

I fucked on the Magic School Bus

Something said by seniors to underclassmen (generally freshmen) to intimidate and frighten them. 100% effective.

Patrick (senior): Dude, check this out.

(freshman walks by)

Patrick: I FUCKED ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS.

(freshman begins to run)

by dr.demann162 October 14, 2011