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bessie fox

Known as a fat bitch that doesn't make your crumpet and will leave it up to you to make it.

She likes to make fun of you when you're deep down in pain.
Bessie Fox doesn't care for her family or her pets.
"wait, is that Bessie Fox?"
"Yes, stay out of her way or her fat man boobs might bowl you over!"
by nexymuthamuka July 8, 2019
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lucy bessie

A great person who likes that dic.
by nexymuthamuka October 5, 2017
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Bessie

bessie (noun): aka bestie, or best friend. A bessie is someone you call bestie so often it sometimes comes out as bessie.

Bessie (adjective): A Bessie is a 'Karen' who's actively complaining.
(Noun) "Oh my gosh bessie!! Look at her butt!!!”

(Adjective) "She's being such a Bessie! Quit complaining about the cost of Starbucks and just pay the barrista already."
by Quite_contrary July 27, 2021
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Wet Bessy

Sex act in which you and your partner are in a 69 position and one shits in the others mouth. After said shitty situation you proceed to have anal sex, then each give each other a wet willy and finish in the other ear.
Dudebro1: Dude I tried a Wet Bessy last night and it was so cool bro.
Dudebro2: Dude how was it bro?
Dudebro1: Dude the shit was legit frothy and the wet will my was so dope bro.
by just surviving October 11, 2019
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Bessie

A stereotypical name for a cow, usually in children’s literature or television.
Woah, Bessie! Careful! Easy, girl! (So on and so forth)
by Twyst66 June 4, 2021
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Bessie boo

A Bessie boo is your absolute best friend. They are called Bessie boos when u are so tired you physically cannot use actual words so Bessie comes out instead of Bestie
Someone who is overly tired: you are my Bessie boo
Non tired person: what the crap does that mean
Overly tired person: it means ur my besfrend
by Avery.just.cry’s November 14, 2020
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The AUNT BESSIE

"What's your favourite sex position?"

"The Aunt Bessie..."

"What's That?"

"I just lay there like a bag of spuds"...
by Duttysoundboyy February 24, 2020
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