Jamaican Bobsled

Step 1: Take a huge shit.
Step 2: Find a nice big long piece.
Step 3: Place shit in freezer.
Step 4: Wait until frozen.
Step 5: Use as a dildo on your lady friend.

Renee was using her toys the other night, when one of them broke. Doesn't matter. We can still make a Jamaican Bobsled.

by leeden82 December 7, 2010

Jamaican Bobsled

Fucking a chick in a shitty bunghole, pulling it out and then sliding your cock between her ass cheeks.

"after screwing that chick in her dirty bum, my cock looked like a Jamaican bobsled sliding through her cheeks."

by Santo Mafioso February 27, 2008

Jamaican bobsled

When you are having sex with a girl then flip her over and break her leg. Then you and three of your friends carry her by her orifices towards a cheering crowd.

Man: bro he is a legend
Man 2: why?
Man: he pulled off a Jamaican bobsled on stacy

by Dirty Chaos September 18, 2017

australian bobsled

When one takes a didgeridoo and packs it full of snow, and begins to insert into an anus and begins to blow the snow into your anal cavity!

Jay began to take the Australian bobsled he then began to get a brain freeze when Austin pack his ass with snow by performing a musical master piece.

by stihl December 27, 2013

Nigerian Bobsled

Sexual intercourse among 3 colored men usually occurring in the snow.

That Nigerian bobsled was very fast.

by Mansa.Musa February 15, 2018

scottish bobsled

getting fucked from behind right in the ass while the fucker and fuckee are both wearing kilts.

Have you ever tried the scottish bobsled? I can do it better than anyone. I can play the bagpipes while taking it in the coolie.

by pepe July 30, 2004

Missouri Bobsled

When your wife or girlfriend is pregnant, give her some pigtails for handles make her face the stairwell and ride her down them stairs while sitting on her back like a pro! the ultimate birth control

"she told me she was pregnant, so i gave her a missouri bobsled"
"watch out she might fuck yea and get you some kids, that allright ill just get her a missouri bobsled!"
i won the gold medal for missouri bobsledding back in '93

by fenton militia January 6, 2008