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Lord of Artichoke

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This is a rare type of penis disorder. It it when the tip is bent or misshapen and resembles an artichoke. It is most common in Asians though Caucasians are also very likely the be born with this strange disorder. The scientific name is Artichocious Penusem and the first ever case was seen in a man named Möi Pang in the 1800's. Since then there have only been a few thousand known cases.
"I hooked up with this guy and he was a real Lord of Artichoke! It was actually kind of hot, honestly."
"Man, after that baseball hit me in the nards, I might have even become a Lord of Artichoke."
by Friggyodon January 27, 2015
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Okie dokie artichoke

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Commonly used dad joke, meaning “okay” but in a more dad like state
“Dad I want to go to Brian’s house”
Okie dokie artichoke
by Kaylas319 December 10, 2018
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To crave sharp corners caressing your intimate folds, while having your neck squeezed by your lovers hands.
Artichoking- I want to artichoke the fuck out of her!
by Wtfmoney November 23, 2014
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When an artiman artichokes his artigirlfriend during artisex.
Last night I was artichoking my artigirlfiend with my artidick and it was artikinky.
by Llama66 October 16, 2019
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