A male who likes to destroy the female genitalia with his erect penis. He usually is bombarded with requests to impregnate the daughters of many mothers. He is an awesome guy all together, and you would be lucky to be affiliated with this fine hunk of a male. If you ever meet an Alan Ngo, you must get on your knees immediately and pray. After this has happened, he will then say "Let the twerking commence!" and you will start twerking with eachother. This is the first of a three step mating ritual. The second step is the most important part.... He will observe you closely and decide if you are worthy of being his mistress. If you pass the second step, you will be taken back to his hut and will never be heard of again.
Females- "Woah man, look! AN ALAN! Get on your knees! HURRY!"
Alan Ngo- "LET THE TWERKING COMMENCE!!!!"
etc,
Alan Ngo- "LET THE TWERKING COMMENCE!!!!"
etc,
by Urban Dictionary Definitions May 28, 2013
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1. One of two moderate Democrats on FOX news, the other being Gretta Van Sustren.
2. Hannity's biatch.
3. The Squirrely-est man alive.
2. Hannity's biatch.
3. The Squirrely-est man alive.
1. "Hi this is Alan Colmes for Hannity & Colmes, let's see what the top headlines for "On the Record" With Gretta Van Sustren are tonight, probably something about Scott Peterson for the 359th day in a row"
2. Colmes- "Well I think--"
Hannity- "Shut the fuck up Colmes, I own this show"
3. Squirrel #1- "Man, I really love that Alan Colmes, he really shows how us Squirrels can become successes on T.V."
Squirrel #2- "Agreed"
2. Colmes- "Well I think--"
Hannity- "Shut the fuck up Colmes, I own this show"
3. Squirrel #1- "Man, I really love that Alan Colmes, he really shows how us Squirrels can become successes on T.V."
Squirrel #2- "Agreed"
by Flint Johnson December 11, 2004
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He is co-host of The Sunday Night Project with Justin Lee Collins.
he is also famous for his large teeth and thick rimmed glasses.
Relased his autobiography "Look Who It Is" in 2007
Released his Live tour DVD "Tooth Fairy Live" in 2007
He is son of Greame Carr. Football Player, Manager and some consider him to be a legend.
He is not a sibling of Jimmy Carr. Only idiots think that.
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He is co-host of The Sunday Night Project with Justin Lee Collins.
he is also famous for his large teeth and thick rimmed glasses.
Relased his autobiography "Look Who It Is" in 2007
Released his Live tour DVD "Tooth Fairy Live" in 2007
He is son of Greame Carr. Football Player, Manager and some consider him to be a legend.
He is not a sibling of Jimmy Carr. Only idiots think that.
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Alan Carr:
My dad was like "Oh dont send Alan to do anything electrical, he wouldnt know.."
Oh, What am I gonna do? Come out of Dixons with a Pony? *Lead invisible pony around stage"".. Ooooh. What am i like?
My dad was like "Oh dont send Alan to do anything electrical, he wouldnt know.."
Oh, What am I gonna do? Come out of Dixons with a Pony? *Lead invisible pony around stage"".. Ooooh. What am i like?
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Get the alanie mug.A form of irony that, at a cursory glance, seems to completely miss the definition of irony. Upon further consideration, it occurs to people later that the only thing ironic about it is that there is nothing ironic about it. This, in turn, sets up a conundrum wherein critics are no longer sure whether the original author is either a genius or fucking stupid. Named for Alanis Morisette's song Ironic.
The book was Alanis ironic in that the "ironic" stories the author told were so far off the mark that people had to wonder, given his otherwise sound literary prowess, whether he intentionally used "cosmic irony" to both increase the colloquial understanding of the misuse of ironic and define it in a subtle way, or if he really just doesn't understand irony.
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