ass clown

like a butt pirate, only happier

Stoppit, you assclown.

by kyleisnotajew July 29, 2005

Ass Clown

At the circus the least talented performers are put inside the animal costumes. The horse costume requires 2 men. The circus owner determines which of the 2 stupid people is the absolute stupidest person and he is put at the rear. That guy is too stupid to find his own way around and so he's put in a job where all he has to do is hold onto other guy and follow him around.

Boss: How did the new worker do laying sods?

Employee: That guy is so stupid that I had to keep telling him it was green side up.

Boss: Shesh! What an Ass Clown!

by PurpleSwamper June 16, 2013

ass clown

@waltloveridge curly headed fuck

person 1: omg look at that curly headed fuck
persn 2: hes such an ass clown

by ana loveridge February 21, 2010

ass clown

someone that does idiotic things and thinks they are funny or cute

"Hey!Look at that guy that can't dance, what an ass clown!"

by ElenaV April 28, 2006

ass clown

a person who gets hair from his ass and/or his nuts transplanted onto his bald head and pays for it

The biggest ass clown is the president of the I lost my hair but got it back thanks to the hair on my butt club

by ac slaya January 30, 2005

Ass Clown

A total fool who makes the unforgivable mistake of sounding like both an ass, and a clown.

"I wish I could stop being so guilable, but it's just because I have a big, trustin heart."
"Hey, Ass Clown, keep it down. Your stupid banter makes my big, open ears bleed."

by Zinkster November 01, 2005

Ass clown

Can be used to subsitute any other insult.

"That ass clown stole my wallet"
"He's such an ass clown"

by Sara R. July 03, 2003