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scratch-and-shit

The act of one scratching a scratch-off lotto ticket whilst shitting. (inspired after finding a scratch-off ticket in the garbage next to the toilet in a public men's restroom)
Gas Station Employee 1: Why is there a scratch-off ticket in the bathroom trash?

Gas Station Employee 2: What'd they do? Scratch-and-shit?
by blondelesbian91 September 8, 2011
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learning and shit

Its when u learn and shit (u bellend)
"What did u do at school?" "i was learning and shit u bellend"
by kinkyshit7 July 9, 2015
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rip off your head and shit down your neck

A quote from Stanley Kubrick's "Full Metal Jacket" (1987)
"You know that one quote you always hear in hardcore songs? 'rip off your head and shit down your neck', it's from Full Metal Jacket, a movie by Stanley Kubrick"
by Nekir January 7, 2012
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Balls and Shit Room

That room in the back of the gym where they keep the balls and shit (weights, extra stair steppers, etc.)
So I was workin' out in that room with the balls and shit, and Mabel says to me...
by LH6 July 2, 2004
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He be with dog and shit

It refers to a guy being gay and annoying, but also hacking sometimes.
T0q14z like. He be with dog and shit.
by GayFurby March 12, 2021
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Poppin like yams and shit

Almost released from prison/jail. When yams are about to be harvested they start to pop out of the ground. much like a baby's head when they are coming out of the hootchie.
hook me up with a freak when I get out, I am poppin like yams and shit
by grits & gravy October 23, 2010
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sit and shit

Where one quickly sits down to take a quick dump and then continues with normal life after a 3 minute or less crap
Guy 1: Man I need to take a crap

Guy 2: we are in such a rush just pull a sit and shit
by Wray man December 2, 2015
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