AGAS

Acronym devised by Dr. Donald J Dahm which stands for actually gives a shit. Often used to describe well-performing students.

The professor declared part of the class AGAS because they checked the website for the homework.

by Smelly Broad November 15, 2011

Agastya

Agastya is the Indian book nerd of the school. He wears glasses, and is never seen without a book. He might come across as weird, but compared to his friends he’s perfectly normal actually. He’s fun to be around, and knows the limits. He doesn’t go as far as to talk bad/ perverted about people he can’t judge, which makes him an awesome guy.

Person 1: “Omg look at that nerd”

Person 2: “What did you just say? Do you even know that Agastya? He’s amazing, and he’d never talk about you like that. You deserve it tho...”

by The Judgrrr July 4, 2018

Angasm

An angasm is a way of pleasuring yourself from anger. You take all of your anger and hate and somehow turn it into sexual pleasure using your brain.

Harry calls Ron a ginger nut.
Ron then says "oh yeah baby".
Ron had an angasm.

by Daniel Cale June 23, 2007

Agassiz Elementary school

The most ghetto white school on the north side of Chicago. Agassiz is were white kids that live in Lincoln park go, and black kids that are gifted go. It is one of the worst schools in the north side of Chicago. The Principals shady and we are constantly losing teachers. Most of the white kids become ghetto and get gang affiliate. Most kids from the south side commute over an hour just for our ratchet ass school. Our staff has no diversity besides Ms. Robertson, Me. Oni, and any of our security guards. We haven't had a stable language teacher for middle school for 4 years. All of our sports teams suck ass and never win anything because our coaches are man teachers that sometimes play basketball. There's always fights, and iss is given out as if it is a hall pass. Mr. Z will forever be the best substitute. Mrs. Flanagan will forever be missed. And Ms. H will forever hunt class of 2018-2022 minds. DO NOT SEND YOUR KIDS HERE THEY WILL BE FUCKED UP.

Random kid: what elementary school did you go to.

Kid from Agassiz: Agassiz Elementary school

Random kid: that’s why you’re a thot and fucked up.

by sassybasketballgirl69 October 23, 2019

Sadin algasem

Sadin algasem is a clout chaser who doesnt care about anyone but letting her friends down

Bob:Are you ok
John: no celina is being a sadin algasem

by Hisuploveya April 10, 2020

AGAS

pronounced ah-gis. abbreviation for the phrase "all girls are sluts". this is the occurance that under certain conditions, whether it be valentine's day, christmas, new years, birthday or even if they're drunk, all girls have the potential to be sluts and will do provocative things they wouldn't normally do.

John: hey look at that girl chillin by the mistle toe. you think i got a shot?
Dan: ofcourse bro, look what time it is. Just remember AGAS

by studleeee June 23, 2008

agasne

The definition of human trash

Did you hear how weird Agasne is?

Lmao dude she cries over a crush and a song-

by Alav7206 July 1, 2019