by Silex October 25, 2006
Get the Count Populamug. Count Olaf is the very villainous, extremely evil, appallingly awful, perfectly putrid, terribly turbulent, unbeleivably unpleasant, completely corrupt, repeatedly ruthless, ineffably immoral, openly obnoxious, totally troublesome, wickedly wrong, never-endingly nasty, flagrantly foul, big-headedly bad, cunning count, who is a major character in the 'A Series of Unfortunate Events' books, and is obssessed with obtaining the vast Baudelaire fortune. Despite all of the afore-mentioned descriptions of this devilish-deed-doer, he is surprisingly sexy, as he is an evil genius with a cool tattoo (of an eye on his left ankle for all you who hav not yet been awakened to the world of Lemony Snicket and co.) who always has a scheme up his long, grubby sleeve.
you can pretty much guarantee that any of the dodgy new characters will tun out to be him...
you can pretty much guarantee that any of the dodgy new characters will tun out to be him...
"That's not Stephano, it's COUNT OLAF!"
"That's not Captain Sham, it's COUNT OLAF!"
" That's not Shirley the receptionist, it's COUNT OLAF!"
...yadda yadda yadda
"That's not Captain Sham, it's COUNT OLAF!"
" That's not Shirley the receptionist, it's COUNT OLAF!"
...yadda yadda yadda
by parlez January 10, 2005
Get the Count Olafmug. A lady's private parts personified
by braceyajax February 11, 2010
Get the Count Flapulamug. by werty222 October 4, 2017
Get the Count Raviolimug. A fun and somewhat old fashioned style counting game for kids traveling in heavy traffic across the USA.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 29, 2019
Get the Counting Teslasmug. player #1: last night my body count was like 10
player #2: yo, that is soft, mine was 10 per hour
player #3: i didnt get nun
player #2: yo, that is soft, mine was 10 per hour
player #3: i didnt get nun
by virgoprincess April 30, 2006
Get the body countmug. by DJ Akay July 10, 2007
Get the pixel countingmug.