high on their own farts

Of a person, particularly on social media, who has a delusional sense of importance or validity in their actions or statements

All these celebrities thinking we care what they think about politics must be high on their own farts

by anonymous December 14, 2024

Fart bag

Fart bags are men who like to fart around other people. Farting and being a slob makes them feel manly. Other peculiar traits about fart bags: the majority of them are blue collar workers as you never find them in an office setting. They usually talk in a course sounding voice like they have a sore throat and they often talk about negative stuff. They have little to no morals. They often brag about things such as theft, time behind bars and getting into fights. They curse more than necessary. Every other word out of their mouth is “fuck”. Fart bags have a ripple effect on the environment and cause everyone around them to be in a bad mood. They brag about how much pussy they get but in reality they get little to none. If they get laid once a year they'll inflate that number and brag how they get laid all the time simply because they go to titty bars and look at porn a lot. They need Viagra to get it up. They bash anyone who isn't 100% straight. Also they like to make fun of anyone who they perceive as “weird” since fart bags are mundane dullards. Fart bags have a low intelligence and don't read any books. Fart bags wear shit stained underwear as they don't know how wipe their ass. Fart bags enjoy smelling other people's farts, since they're always farting around others, they're inviting others to fart around them.

Going to work is depressing with fart bags around.

by Bill Beef July 1, 2025

fart

some green gas (u dont know its green cuz u cant see it) that comes out of your bottom.

I just farted!

by Baaalllsss101 April 1, 2022

cum farts

where a woman farts out can that has been inserted into her anal cavity

person 1: yo do cum farts give you a massive erection
person 2: bro wtf

Man: *cums in womans arsehole*
Woman': *farts*
Man: *gets a massive erection*

by Ball sucker 9000 June 1, 2023

collosal fart

The biggest fart of all time

"Caseoh had a huge collosal fart and exploded the solar system."

by kayhasnobrain January 15, 2025

wrinkle fart

A fart so nasty it makes your butthole wrinkle

I farted so hard it was classified as a wrinkle fart!!!

by SavvageHomo May 1, 2018

fudge in a fart box

An exclamatory statement: A quick and disgusting way to remind everyone That a bowl movement is inevitable. Also used to describe situations that share thematically and emotively the same concept.

"Oh, fudge in a fart box! I fumbled my keys and they dropped down through the sewer grate!"

by In the gutter, as usual December 10, 2016