Chicken Jockey: A very obscure sex act done after a solemn occasion. This is a form of necrophilia typically done by digging up a rotten course, and dressing yourself in a chicken suit. Beforehand, you must say the obligatory “CHICKEN JOCKEY,” and proceed to have it ride your schlong. This can be done with the help of another person to move said corpse, or through proper positioning and having the corpse lie down on you during the act. Once finished, you carry the nut-filled corpse on your back and run around thrashing into innocent civilians, similar to a chicken jockey.
After everyone left the funeral, Sam couldn’t bear to look at the grave anymore, and dug it up to do the Chicken Jockey.
by The Muntologist July 9, 2025

by WaterBottle3000 June 17, 2023

To behave in a wild/ rambunctious/ rowdy/ boisterous/ rumbustious/ rampant/ crazy manner after consuming chicken and enjoying it.
by Jon Harker July 9, 2025

When you take chicken out of the freezer but you don’t know what to make, so it sits there for three days.
I took chicken out of the freezer for dinner but I’m having chicken procrastination so I think we’ll get pizza tonight
by The Anticook February 14, 2020

by our lord an savior jesus February 28, 2023

Conception Chicken is a game of sorts, in which a man and a woman decide not to use birth control and have unprotected sex and see who suggests using the morning after pill first.
by chipmunk56 November 21, 2019

by Chicken cheese lover December 23, 2022
