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The Chicken Jockey

Chicken Jockey: A very obscure sex act done after a solemn occasion. This is a form of necrophilia typically done by digging up a rotten course, and dressing yourself in a chicken suit. Beforehand, you must say the obligatory “CHICKEN JOCKEY,” and proceed to have it ride your schlong. This can be done with the help of another person to move said corpse, or through proper positioning and having the corpse lie down on you during the act. Once finished, you carry the nut-filled corpse on your back and run around thrashing into innocent civilians, similar to a chicken jockey.
After everyone left the funeral, Sam couldn’t bear to look at the grave anymore, and dug it up to do the Chicken Jockey.
by The Muntologist July 9, 2025
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Deluxe Chicken Sandwich

Costumer: Hello! Can I get a Deluxe Chicken Sandwich?
Drive Thru Guy: *Vanishes from Reality*
by WaterBottle3000 June 17, 2023
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Chicken-happy

To behave in a wild/ rambunctious/ rowdy/ boisterous/ rumbustious/ rampant/ crazy manner after consuming chicken and enjoying it.
Okay, fine. We can have KFC for dinner. But don’t get chicken-happy!”
by Jon Harker July 9, 2025
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Chicken Procrastination

When you take chicken out of the freezer but you don’t know what to make, so it sits there for three days.
I took chicken out of the freezer for dinner but I’m having chicken procrastination so I think we’ll get pizza tonight
by The Anticook February 14, 2020
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Chicken chain

by our lord an savior jesus February 28, 2023
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conception chicken

Conception Chicken is a game of sorts, in which a man and a woman decide not to use birth control and have unprotected sex and see who suggests using the morning after pill first.
My girlfriend and I decided to play conception chicken. She threw away her birth control today!
by chipmunk56 November 21, 2019
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Chicken Cheese

A type of weed passed on by the top tier rookie kind of smokers
Ever smoke that chicken cheese, because it do be cheesin
by Chicken cheese lover December 23, 2022
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