you know those kids in your class.
they have the worm on the strings and bring rat stuffed animals to class.
everyone makes fun of them. and i understand why, they are fucking weird
ok so like have you every been to a cosplay con, and you see those bnha cosplayer T-posing in a circle and singing, “it’s your power todoroki”? that’s what a uwu rat baby is, an obnoxious loud weird kid who has no respect to others
they have the worm on the strings and bring rat stuffed animals to class.
everyone makes fun of them. and i understand why, they are fucking weird
ok so like have you every been to a cosplay con, and you see those bnha cosplayer T-posing in a circle and singing, “it’s your power todoroki”? that’s what a uwu rat baby is, an obnoxious loud weird kid who has no respect to others
by Beetastic🐝 April 21, 2020
Get the uwu rat babymug. Phonomena where the black female 'single' parent lives her life as a narrative where the father of at least one of her children is blamed for any or all of her life challenges.
by Mark Rosmar October 8, 2009
Get the Baby Mama Dramamug. These tiny aquatic animals have evolved to be born with diaper; urine stains inhabit their fluffy white diapers. The only problem is that these baby diaper elephants have devoloped a taste for human flesh. At the stroke of midnight they prowl the columbian streets of venezuela, searching for thier next victim. They tend to go for the small fat african american children. The children spill milk and honey attracting the baby diaper elephants, which travel in packs. They first kill their victims by injecting them wiht a potent toxin, which is stored in their tusks. Which embolizes the victim, they always start at the toes and work their way up. The baby diaper elephants have no skin; they search for human skin to replace their rotting flesh. The baby diaper elephant has a foul odor, which attracts the oppostie sex, which is used for mating with other baby diaper elephants. The odor of the baby diaper elephant can be described as a mixture of feces limburger cheese and sweaty feet. The columbian Government has tried to keep these putrid beasts under raps but word of mouth has caused a stampede of controversy. The first military base dedicated to the study of the baby diaper elephant was established in 1973 about 1-kagillion years ago in 1997. The first fatality caused by the baby diaper elephant was Juan Stinkeranzo of Madagascar. He was found dead with his skin ripped off in his million-dollar bungalow in New Yorn city, California. The putrid stench had left a huge imprint in our hearts and soul; we send our deepest sympathies to his family Maria and Jose Stinkeranzo who both wish to remain anonymous.
by Ryan, Sean, And Nick July 16, 2008
Get the The Baby Diaper Elephantmug. The rock 'n roll head banging motion made by a baby/small child while trying to fall asleep in a seated position. The baby/small child's head slowly nods down only to be jerked back up from the uncomfortable position, creating the head banging motion.
Jill your baby looks so cute trying to fall to sleep.
His baby head bang doesn't look that comfortable.
His baby head bang doesn't look that comfortable.
by TommyBoy7 August 10, 2010
Get the Baby Head Bangmug. by mhmmmm.... April 27, 2009
Get the sabrina f babymug. A Beautiful woman with a loving heart. Her beauty is pure and her heart is benevolent. She doesn’t admit she is beautiful, but if someone were to stare long enough, they would indeed fall in love with her gorgeous eyes, and sexy smile. She has curves that would make a holy man want to stray from his vows. When she looks at you your heart skips a beat. When she says your name its as if angels sing. When she touches you there is this feeling of falling that over comes you. When she kisses you, your stomach has a fluttering urge to lift off. When she makes love with you, no one else in the world exists; just you and her. For a split second of extreme nirvana your souls become one. When she says, "I love you", you're over whelmed with a warm numbness that feels like the sun exploding inside of you. Her heart is filled with rays of light, that she isn't afraid to show the world. She saves the rays of light for those who really count; her loved ones. She is willing to bend over backwards, just to see you smile. She allows herself to be completely open to the one person she calls her soul mate. She loves him unconditionally and will do anything for him. She brings happiness onto him; he never thought he could be as happy as he is with her. She is my heart. She is the one I will call the mother of my children. The one who will bring down the walls that surround me. She is the one who will save me. She is my soul mate, my happiness, my love. She is Lauren M. Simons; my baby goose.
You're the love of my life; you're my soul mate; I love you with all my heart Lauren, and that will never change.
I cant wait to start my life with you, my baby goose.
I cant wait to start my life with you, my baby goose.
by Lewellen April 29, 2011
Get the My Baby Goosemug.