Cheese Tease

The act where a woman wants a morbidly obese man to eat her out, she inserts a mozzarella stick in her pussy and kegels the stick in order to seduce the man into eating the box.

Darlas was complaining to her girlfriend that her fat ass boyfriend never wanted to go down on her.

“Try the cheese tease” her friend says

Darla asks “what’s the cheese tease?”

“Buy some mozzarella sticks and find out”

by Dusty Rackleford September 30, 2023

Blue Cheese Rim

When cum sits so long on someone's asshole that it starts to mold.

I was going to give him a rimjob. But, he doesn't shower. So, I was afraid of a Blue Cheese Rim.

by TheTrollerDash September 30, 2023

cheese kyruji

A very gay cardinals fan or a ukrainian dish made with crooked left foot

“wow cheese kyruji must be real hurt over those cardinals” “mmm some cheese kyruji for dinner please mommy”

by cardinalssuck27 October 4, 2023

Melanesian Cheese Platter

A sexual act taking place in a sukkah that involves a lulav, etrog, a dwarf and and a couple and inexpensive kosher cheese

After the Ushpeizen the host and hostess ask Marius the dwarf to stay and join them for a Melanesian cheese platter in the Sukkah

by Varus58 October 6, 2023

stinky cheese

Someone who nigger knocks

Stop being a stinky cheese you monkey

I hate mondays

by sioderhgis9rufhsdjgsirfhg October 6, 2023

Cheese nugget

The disgusting nuggets of cheese that you get when you don't mix the powdered cheese properly in box mac and cheese

Never eat Mike's mac and cheese, there is always cheese nuggets in it

by A very small forest November 22, 2021

Cheese Girl

Alyssa Taylor.

I ate bad cheese and I missed two days of school because I had the shits.

Did you here why Alyssa ( Cheese girl ) missed school.

No.

She ate bad cheese and now she has the shits.

That’s fucking sad.

by Your mom 69240250 November 22, 2021