Bread & Cheese

The bread is another word for the penis. The cheese is another word for vagina.

Bread & Cheese

“Can I dip my bread in your cheese” - that’s what he said.

by Big Ball 1234 April 20, 2025

To cheese it up

A verb used to describe the act of bringing cheese to a function or social event.

Ruby: "Hey Rick, do you know who's cheesing this party up tonight?"
Rick: "Hao is about to cheese it up. He's bringing an assortment of famous French and Swiss soft cheeses, along with some regular crackers to pair them with."

by EphemeralMaybe March 17, 2025

Cheese Suprise

Cheese Suprise Is when you're having oral sex with someone and you jam your penis down their throat when they least expect it and then cum so hard it comes out their ass.

Cheese Suprise
Alex: I gave your sister a Cheese Surprise yesterday
Isac: What the fuck Alex

by Blegblog_MILFfucker_69 July 29, 2021

Cheese Loser

Someone who loses the cheese and is upset about it whether it be over a competition, game or simply losing the cheese that they left in the top shelf on the fridge

Cheese loser:

"DAMMIT I LOST IT!! I LOST IT ALL!!!"
Friend:
Jesus christ Carl you just lost UNO, don't be such a cheese loser😒

by 𝕸𝖈𝖂𝖆𝖋𝖋𝖑𝖊𝖘 June 6, 2025

Cottage cheesing

slang for when you're so stoned your body is moving in slow motion and your brain is lagging.

guy 1: "Holy shit dude i'm cottage cheesing"

guy 2: "Bruh you needa stop smoking so damn much"

by itstylerrr February 2, 2023

cheeseing your soup

The act of sprinkling luscious parmeasian cheese onto another's soup or any other food for that matter

Excuse me miss, may I do u the honor of cheeseing your soup?

by Soup cheeser March 7, 2016

Nacho cheese edema

A new popular trend in japanese porn where one partner inserts nacho cheese into their vagina/anus with a turkey baster and fill it to the brim. The other partner proceeds to to dip chips into the nacho cheese filled vagina/anus and consume it while calling it lunch. Other variations involve inserting a octopus with the nacho cheese into vagina/anus

Rimuru: Have you ever heard of nacho cheese edema before?
Zoob: what's that?
Rimuru: It's where one person fills there vag/ass with nacho cheese and the other person eats it and calls it lunch. Very popular in japanese porn.

Zoob: your such a degen gooner

by LordShaxx88b_p April 27, 2024