I want this because of reasons

A phrase used to when one wants something badly, usually something that seems strange or completely random. It's normally used when someone is either 1.) too excited about the item to explain why they want it or 2.) doesn't WANT to explain why they want it. The phrase is taken from the "Pardon Me" strip in the webcomic "Three Word Phrase."

Pardon me, Sir. Do you have anything that will make a butt extremely slippery? I want the slipperiest butt imaginable. The most slippery butt you can have is the kind of butt I want.

....I want this because of reasons.

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"Necomimi is the latest product from Neurowear. These fashionable cat ears use brain sensory to move according to your emotions..."

Someone put this on my Christmas list. I WANT THESE BECAUSE OF REASONS!!

by Nikki0417 December 17, 2011

I say thee nay!

Popular denial statement of Thor, often occurs in the Marvel comic book character THOR, as the protagonist's cry for non-acceptance of certain cases, situations and offers.

Similar to This.Is.Sparta!

LOKI, I say thee nay! Thou shalt ne'er wed the fair SIF...
...though the Legions of Asgard be hurled against me.

by Valthor May 8, 2011

I fucked your mom

A term boys say when they can't come up with an insult

¶:your ugly
¡¿:well I fucked your mom¡!

by Scaredchildren2392¶ July 18, 2017

I like your shoelaces

A *secret* phrase used to try to identify fellow bloggers from Tumblr. Used on other websites or in real life regardless of the footwear they are wearing.

The correct response is "I stole them from the president."

"Hey, uh... I like your shoelaces?"
"I stole them from the president *snigger*"
(Exchange URLs etc)

by elemeno-pee.tumblr.com November 20, 2012

i like you as a person

Basically there is no hope in a relationship so keep the friendship strong. They like who you are as a friend but they don’t see you going anywhere as they only like you as a friend.

“I like you “ - her

“ I like you as a person” - him

by Ahhssjdjjssn June 10, 2018

i feel like shit

The feeling you have after (whether it's right then or soon after) you find out that you are the cause of someone either feeling sad, mad, or has been screwed over by your actions.

Man, i feel like shit after i found out my girl didn't want me to do what i did.

by Vilma's Mikey May 19, 2008

i am very bored

its 1:24 am, and for some reason i created this definition, because

i am very bored.

by ialsocreatedanaccountfor1word November 19, 2018