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crack my nuts!

Showing so much frustration, that you will literally crack your friends nuts apart.
Yo did you get the free Razer Blackwidow?
Oh no fuck me. crack my nuts!
by Sidestep ni99er May 4, 2017
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Nuts

your nuts are hairy bro
by yourmotherissogay December 11, 2021
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Deez Nuts

The things that all the women like to suck on.
Oh my god, all of these women are on deez nuts!
by SeeTears March 16, 2023
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Texas Nut Scoop

When you heat up an ice cream scoop until it’s red hot. Then scoop a mans’ nut sack off.
I’m gonna Texas Nut Scoop Brad when he gets home.
by Jizz Book March 7, 2019
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National Nut Day

June 11, the day where everyone is gonna nut or squirt
Aye bro lets nut today, it’s National Nut Day!
by professionalnutter June 10, 2024
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deez nuts

its like some thing that people get mad at

do you like pudding

yeah i like pudding

pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
by naw is best April 25, 2022
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Nut

White stuff that comes out of a penis
He nutted on me!
by zoeykilla February 25, 2019
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