Melissa and Jack

They snog in the corridor at school. They skip lesson to do things in the toilet. They are deeply in love. He gets a boner seeing her. She gets wet seeing him!
OMG we are doing a melissa and jack. The best sex position ever!
by A matchmaker September 18, 2017
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Jack of Hearts

A cuckold or beta minded man who accepts and encourages his wife's preference for having sexual relations exclusively with caucasian men and is sexually submissive to both her and her white lovers.
Ever since his wife became a Queen of Hearts by dating and sleeping exclusively with white men, the cuckold proudly accepted his place as her Jack of Hearts in support of her lifestyle.
by TimidLo April 28, 2025
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jack ongman

The hottest guy on the fucking planet 😍
Friend 1- I wanna meet a hot guy

Friend 2- Go talk to jack ongman

Friend 1- shit he’s too hot
by Jack ongman March 19, 2018
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Jack Powel

A man of much mystery part of the famous football team Dingle FC United. This man is a very hard man to get your hands on so when you do use your time wisely. When you get hold of this man do not expect him to answer your questions but expect a ma joke. Unfortunately jack powell has had a bad past being involved in the unspeakable …
by Soul of Chloe corbett November 04, 2022
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jacked off

Man, I was jacked off by that guy's attitude.
by Cool4Katz April 10, 2022
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Jacked Off

I'm jacked off that David told everyone he loved me, when in fact he was rooting someone else.
by Gilba May 06, 2022
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Slacking and Jack

the act of putting something off (usually skipping a class) to go masturbate
Friend 1: "dude where were you? there was a math test that was 90% of our grade!"
Friend 2: "Oh I was slacking and jacking"
Friend 1: "oh ok that makes sense"
by Viperlord#0382 November 26, 2022
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