Double barrel SNOTgun

It's when your nose is really stuffy and you simultaneously blow air really hard through each nostril, which might be enough to blast snot from both of them at the same time, projecting a scattered tapestry of snot onto whatever you happened to be aiming you face at. It can also be done unintentionally, such as when you sneeze really hard and manage to cover your mouth but it gets diverted to your nose, spraying particles every which way. Regardless it's pretty disgusting so make sure you use a damn tissue next time or if you don't have one sneeze into your sleeve.

"Oh well that's gross. That guy just fired his double barrel SNOTgun at his desk and now there's boogers everywhere."

"I was sitting in class and this guy behind me blasted the back of my head with a double barrel SNOTgun. Guess that explains why my nose is feeling a little stuffy and I feel a cold coming on. ACHOO!"

by Suckmytoes_77 September 26, 2023

double double word

the time when you say a word 3 times in a row and it still makes sense, mostly used when stuttering

what, what, what and what? what is happening i think that was a double double word!

by manguypersonboy September 23, 2022

double clean

the result in which your clothes are cleaned after being laundry limboed

After I flung that shirt in the laundry limbo, it was double clean!

by cSMIF March 3, 2009

double shower

When you go to take a piss and you sneeze right as you start the stream, successfully showering yourself in two different bodily fluids

Doug: *whips it out*
Doug: *sneezes before stream begins*
Doug: Woah, that was dangerous, I almost gave myself a double shower.

by legendsword2 September 5, 2016

Double Gunning

Pleasuring a girl using a Vulcan salute

“Hey Jim I double gunning Uhura last night and she simultaneously farted from both holes”

by Dr.H.L.69 August 13, 2021

double bingo

A simultaneous orgasm

Pool bartender... "hey you two look happy what have you done today?"

Couple... "we just closed the curtains in our cabana and managed to get a double bingo!"

by Romandell October 21, 2017

Double Monking

When you use each hand to feed a calico cat, cat treats

“Dude! Did you see Lola Double Monking at the pet shelter?”

by Lilac Petal July 22, 2022