Double Monking

When you use each hand to feed a calico cat, cat treats

“Dude! Did you see Lola Double Monking at the pet shelter?”

by Lilac Petal July 22, 2022

Double alphabet

The belief made by retards that the alphabet exists in a double form and also does not contain the letter L.

A friend of mine believed there was a double alphabet. He was proved wrong on many occasions.

by Uncle Travy Scott December 13, 2020

Double Gunning

Pleasuring a girl using a Vulcan salute

“Hey Jim I double gunning Uhura last night and she simultaneously farted from both holes”

by Dr.H.L.69 August 13, 2021

double-banked

See double-banged.

Double-banked is an incorrect term for double-banged. To be double-banged is to be assualted by 2 people.

She said 'Hey did you see that guy's head? He got double-banked!'

He said 'No he didn't, that doesn't make sense. I think you mean double-banged... You're joobbadee.'

by Yumma Weena November 26, 2013

Double Chin Check

To inform a person that they have submental fat or a double chin for the purpose of shaming them into having facial liposuction.

I hate to double chin check you Pacho, but if you want to get into my pants then you should think about getting facial liposuction under your chin, here's my surgeons card.

by darpasneak December 7, 2018

double blozzcopter

2 girls give multiple blowjobs whilst making their way around the group!

Come on Rob, let's go upstairs with these two prize slappers for a Double Blozzcopter.

by Pabs1977 October 20, 2013

Double dog

When a friend agrees to party, or get on some games with the boys, and then never shows up or turns into a ghost.

"Damn Tristan said he would get on some age of empires 2 with us tonight, and he got drunk with fat Justin instead, that double dog mother fucker."

by Greer Schantz May 4, 2025