by Morgan Witt June 29, 2023
Get the cat slapmug. by Rev Dan May 23, 2018
Get the Cats Birthdaymug. by Lord McWaffles May 22, 2018
Get the Cool Catmug. 
An oversized woman the manages at a fast food and loves her cats. She has at least 80 cats and wreaks of cat litter. She also has oversized parachute pants with a very elastic waist band that she loves to stretch in front of her employees. Exposing her F.U.P.A without any cares.
She is such a cat pan! All she does is eat and talk to her shanal bead all night. Plus, she smells like a bunch of cats shit on her while she slept.
by McBigBooty January 27, 2020
Get the cat panmug. A professional thief that takes pet cats from your home
Wtf did you expect, a pussy snatcher?! That was already covered in a lot of other definitions for the word, and this is intended not to be nsfw! Get your mind outta the gutter kids!
Wtf did you expect, a pussy snatcher?! That was already covered in a lot of other definitions for the word, and this is intended not to be nsfw! Get your mind outta the gutter kids!
Breaking news coming out of chicago tonight as we come on the air, a suspect is wanted in connection with a string of cat burglaries in the area. Police have not identified a suspect, they advised all cat owners to keep doors and windows locked at night and to avoid giving them catnip afterhours.
by YouCanCallMeViking January 23, 2024
Get the Cat burglarmug. the thing that couldn't possibly get worse. y'now how sometimes u got that fealing that someone is watching u, well that is a cat. a cat is the thing that you want to love ,but instead, it hates your guts. the ninja that sleeps all day and is a killer in the night. murder knives in the paws,how could you ever know.
the cat: "well, i got fired after the puking incident, my wife left with the kittens, my litter box overflowed, and my flea collar expired. next time someone says cats always land on their feet,tell them my story.
by wowfacter April 12, 2021
Get the catmug.