The moment you finally realise you're not a 70 year old man with a cock as hard as a soaking wet sheet of Asda's own brand single ply toilet roll and it's really not that difficult to slide one into the girl of your dreams.
Fucking hell you absolute limp dick that was depressing. Have a word with Pele and give me a call when you're back in London.
by NotPexbo May 6, 2017
Get the Back in Londonmug. Depending on where you are in the Eiffel tower, you are either the front cop or the back cop. The front cop is responsible for the mouth, nose, and ears. The back cop is responsible for the anus, vagina, and other orifices.
Michael: Hey P-Ka$h, do you think you'd be down for some good old Front Cop, Back Cop action downtown tonight?
P-Ka$h: That's really sus Michael, but if I get to be the back cop, you got a deal!
Michael: Nice P-Ka$h! Love having a good time with you!
P-Ka$h: That's really sus Michael, but if I get to be the back cop, you got a deal!
Michael: Nice P-Ka$h! Love having a good time with you!
by IloveChristina1234 March 20, 2022
Get the Front Cop, Back Copmug. The most advance and effective form of ball-tapping.
A move executed from behind, it involves grabbing the balls from between someone's legs, and pulling them "Down, back and then up." The victim should fall forward due to the nature of the attack.
Being a sneak attack, It is extremely effective and easier to pull off than the common ball-tap.
Variations include just a simple "Back and up" move, exactly the same but without the first Down pull. The victim should be lifted into the air before falling forward; this is very humiliating.
A move executed from behind, it involves grabbing the balls from between someone's legs, and pulling them "Down, back and then up." The victim should fall forward due to the nature of the attack.
Being a sneak attack, It is extremely effective and easier to pull off than the common ball-tap.
Variations include just a simple "Back and up" move, exactly the same but without the first Down pull. The victim should be lifted into the air before falling forward; this is very humiliating.
Lyman: So I was standing there minding my own business, when that jerk Matt came behind and Down-Back-Up'd me.
Ryan: Ouch man, slap dat ho
Maybe one day we can all go down-back-upping in the woods!
Ryan: Ouch man, slap dat ho
Maybe one day we can all go down-back-upping in the woods!
by GoatNoises September 20, 2009
Get the Down-Back-Upmug. When someone says something so obnoxious or annoying you want to hit them and instead you have to "Flip Back!" with the intensity of not actually doing anything, or saying anything bad back. It may help to control your own snappy reactions.
by Psimagus April 28, 2019
Get the Flip Back!mug. A trick created by Steve-O where he would sling his penis back and forth until he gained enough momentum to catch it between his legs, then would turn around while his penis was sticking out from his butt.
by Ya Boi Miracle Whip September 12, 2021
Get the Double backmug. When a female relative who owns a Chicago style pizza place uses the leftover grease from a pizza to give you a hand job after closing time.
“Hey Aunt Beatrice, do you have the time to give me a Chicago back handy, I saw some leftover grease in the kitchen”
by Gripster August 29, 2023
Get the Chicago back handymug. by IBThisUsernameDoesntExist August 11, 2018
Get the back sausagesmug.