The monkey

The act of throwing shit at your partner during sex

They did the monkey and it smelled

by Hdhdhdgdgdh September 11, 2018

Trump Monkey

when you turn her pussy inside out while screaming trump is my daddy then shitting on her toes.

Becky: WOW he gave me the best Trump Monkey last night.

by Trumpfuckery September 24, 2018

skutchelo monkey

Similar to an Eeran. Except an Eeran has larger eyes. And they are set further back in its head.

Oh my gosh! Is that an Eeran!? No. It's a Skutchelo monkey. Which is sometimes confused for an Eeran, but with squinty eyes that bulge out forward.

by killervoltz April 5, 2018

monkey

an app that people use to face time with strangers and have phone sex.

You goin' to see your girl tonight. Naw son imma just see who on monkey

by his other side bitch May 16, 2018

Math Monkey

A derogatory slang for a stereotypically annoying asian person.

"Tim is such a fuckin math monkey, that kid thinks he's hot shit"

by John Yang May 16, 2018

Monkey Screecher

A black man with a fat horse cock who screams aggressively during sex. He pounds like a champion but the girls can't get over how much he hollers. The blood curdling howl can turn a girl off in an instant.

She said, "I want to get pounded by Jake, but it is too bad that he is a fucking monkey screecher."
Her friend said, "Yeah but getting railed by that horse cock must feel too good."

by ProfessorMonkey May 17, 2018

Moon Monkey

Noun. A man who identifies with the Madchester scene or Northern English Indie music of the 1990s and early 2000s. Typically wears Parker jackets, check shirts, Adidas Samba trainers and sports messy hair brushed forward over the forehead and ears.

Originates from a Trevor & Simon sketch on Saturday morning kids TV.

“Look at that moon monkey! Who does he think he is, Liam Gallagher?!”

by Yorkshire Hunter May 23, 2018