monkey paw

The struggle of someone with small hand trying to grasp a big item
I totally had to monkey paw the big phone
by Royroy February 18, 2015
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grumpy monkey

When your man wants some lovin but he didn't get you what you want
Scott tried to get some but i went all grumpy monkey on his ass
by FLwheeler January 06, 2016
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Monkey in da hole

On a Friday night, Alfie’s fave thing to do is put da monkey in da hole
by Samrules9 March 17, 2022
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Smack that monkey

Verb; Pregame of clapping them cheeks. It’s the best way to end a Saturday night, the monkey isn’t gonna smack itself. Ya heard?
Dylan fled from Danville to hurry home & smack that monkey.

I was on my way to the hiney, but first I just had to smack that monkey to make her happy.
by King Draco November 25, 2018
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The monkey game on arsenal

The fact that this game wins so many times is proof that most people on arsenal are about as smart as a box of rocks. Apparently they don't even know how to play this game properly. Arsenal is a game where you have to kill people with guns and in the monkey game it makes you collect bananas to win. 99% of people in the monkey game ignore the bananas and go out of their way to kill people so they clearly don't know what they're doing. If you just wanted to kill people then why did you vote for the monkey instead of a better game mode. I didn't come to this game to collect bananas.
People who vote for the monkey game on arsenal deserve to get shot. Oh wait, good thing this game has guns in it! :)
by methaddict666 March 31, 2022
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Northern monkey

Ey up.
Term used by them poofs darn sarf.

Nah then a reight bloke who int soft as shite like them southern fairies.

Sez it like it is
Knows ar to tre-at is missis an loves er.
Oh hello Jeeves, that northern monkey fellow is a spiffingly good show what what
by Bernerd November 27, 2021
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monkey pigeon

A person who's eyes look in different directions.
Dave, did you see that monkey pigeon? He had one eye on the Mars Bar, and the other one on the change
by kenlovejoy January 21, 2014
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