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Chicken Nugget 2

The most amazing person to ever live. If anyone gets the opportunity to meet him they are extremely lucky. Chicken Nugget 2’s are normally named Ethan and have an ugly girlfriend called Maddison.
Person 1: chicken nugget 2 is far more amazing than any other person I know.

Person 2: yea his name is actually Ethan and he deserves better than chicken nugget 1
by Hyello! June 27, 2019
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chicken turdis

A word of ranking how much you hate someone.
Chicken turdis-really nice person
Mama you bought me food so you are a chicken turdis.
by Unknown200511 June 21, 2017
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Chicken Wing

Dwight: “Push It In As Deep As You Can!” Michael: "chicken wing!!”
by urmom.com123456 September 6, 2020
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("
by Detailed July 16, 2023
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Chicken Noodle Soup

Chicken Noodle Soup
When your grandparents have sex and you are laying on the floor and your grandma steps over you and you pray it doesn't drip like a noodle.
I won't eat Chicken Noodle Soup ever again
by Pirplestripedskunk March 25, 2022
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chicken nuggets

Dont touch these when they are in possetion of another man or you will get fucked
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