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Poop Nut

A phenomena that occurs most commonly on the male genitalia as a consequence of diarrhea, often unexpectedly. This is because someone on the toilet who doesn't yet know they have diarrhea will make the mistake of moving their bowels full-force, resulting in the liquid fecal matter rocketing out their ass like a fire hose. The impact on the water will splash the diarrhea back onto the victim's testicles, and rarely do they wipe away off all of it.
I thought I stepped in dog shit, but it turns out I just have poop nut from when I ate Taco Bell last night.
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National Nut Day

by Russian man November 10, 2020
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Swing off your nuts

by Linseadoil January 22, 2018
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Deez nuts

The best comeback of all time (other than ur mom duuhhh) and who ever thinks otherwise is a fucking puta! <3
Friend 1: ayo bro u hungry for some pizza
Friend 2: yea man what domino's?
Friend 1: NO A PIZZA DEEZ NUTS!
by Genderfluid and Pansexual babe November 9, 2021
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You Gotta Be Pullin My Nuts

Say if your friend says we have to redo an entire thing then you would say you gotta be pullin my nuts
by LIL NUT 17 July 23, 2021
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Williams nut

Williams nut is a amazing sticky fluid filled with amazing and happy memories that will forever hold in my mind when he nutted on my face.
by anonymous July 2, 2024
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Nut pinch

The act of someone’s testicles, crotch, genitals, nuts, genitalia, groin being pinched by other male or female.this cause’s extreme pain in said nuts for the usually unwilling nut pinch to the male genitalia/nuts
Guy 1: “hey man I nut pinched guy 3, and he fell to the floor but wail he had been laying there he reached for my nuts and nut squeezed me”

Guy 2: wow you to I also nut pinched guy 3. but he had done nothing yet to me”

Guy 1: I’m pretty sure I had nut squeezed him today”
Guy 3 runs up to guy 1 & 2 reached down there pants garbed there nuts and did a nut squeeze
by Biggest brain December 13, 2022
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